Frozen in ...

 

While we didn't, in the scheme of things, get huge amounts of snow, it was enough to cover the ground by perhaps six inches and, more significantly, enough to freeze. And since Noddy Cars - such as a Honda Jazz - don't do snow and ice, we are, for the time being, frozen in place.

Our pub decided to celebrate New Year's Eve with an 'Eighties' night. This was far too late for those of us still residing in the Sixties or Seventies. Up to twenty years too late - depending on what's being played. We are, happily, frozen in time.

Yes, predictably enough, the boiler went on strike again. I've checked the oil tank, the water pressure, I've pressed the button and I've not kicked a thing. We are, until the man arrives, frozen indoors.